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The adventures of the man with no penis [poor taste]

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Fixed, Mar 11, 2006.

  1. No penis would suck bigtime but the poor guy has no nose or mouth either :(
  2. Now let's not be nasty or rub it in fellas.

    Most of the girls on Netrider don't have a penis either, and we wouldn't want them to feel any worse about that than they already do.
  3. Thats a very dangerous comment to make Loz.
  4. That cartoon chick looks hot.

    {let the flaming begin :LOL:}
  5. i love it when a boy believes what we want them to believe. it makes them so easy to manipulate :LOL:
  6. And we can fake sincerity so it all balances out.
  7. {wo}man ... your honour, i rest my case :LOL: :LOL: :bolt:
  8. :LOL: nice line - i bet you pick up with that one all the time :grin:
  9. I rely entirely on my rakish charm, boyish good looks, and witty conversation. Needless to say they're hammering at my door.

    *discreet cough*
  10. You mean most girls on netrider do have a penis?

  11. Mouth prefers it if you don't refer to him as a girl, despite his choice in bikes.
  12. i mean (as she flutters her eyelashes) "oh mcbigg ...you're so big and strong and clever and manly and you can do everything so well... i wish i was more like you...i am but a shadow in comparison... by the way, could you fix the bookcase when you get a chance :LOL: :LOL:
  13. :shock:
  14. Sorry, I'm busy watching the footy. Get me a beer out of the fridge while I scratch myself.