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The 7 year old & 4 year old.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by vic, Aug 6, 2006.

  1. A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
    "You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we
    started swearing."
    The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
    "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you
    swear after me, ok?"
    "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
    The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants
    for breakfast.
    "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops"
    WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
    up,and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
    She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice,"And what do
    YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
    "I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be fcuking Coco Pops"

  2. :LOL: That one always gets a laugh out of me... okay that's it, no more looking at jokes & humour until laughing stops hurting :oops: (just had appendix out)