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The $5000 Loan - (Blonde Joke)

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Grrrl, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. THE $5,000 LOAN

    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for a loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some type of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce.

    The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and it's officers all enjoy a laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan.

    An employee of the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 loan and the interest which comes to $15.41.

    The loan officer says "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blonde replied........ "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

    Finally a smart blonde joke!
  2. It IS a variation on the old pawn-shop joke, but it works very well as a blonde joke. Good one grrl :D
  3. obviously she isn't a natural blonde then :p :LOL: :wink:

    was good though