OK - time for the Collingwood jokes again... Number 1. A Carlton supporter used to amuse himself by scaring every Collingwood supporter he saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious black & white shirt. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them. One day, while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?" "I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Collingwood supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back into the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the bloke, he still heard a loud THUD. Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Collingwood maniac." "That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."