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Texts From Lastnight

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Sooty, May 26, 2009.

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  2. Some of them are scary wrong.
     
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  3. :LOL:

     
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  4. haha funny stuff. some quick favs for me:
    (925): i think i just met the girl of my dreams. someone made a serious statement about **** and she said "pish posh, i love surprise sex"

    (774): i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...

    (615): drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
     
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  5. for those who like working on their bikes themselves...



    (405): The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
    (405): And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
     
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