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terrible joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Mikey213, Jul 2, 2013.

  1. Why was the broom late?

    A: because it over swept.

  2. Two mates were watching the Tour De France the other night when a small dog ran over the road just in front of the peleton. Mate one said "Who would take their dog to the Tour and let it run free?"
    Mate two responded "Must be a Collingwood supporter as they wouldn't think it might be dangerous!"
    Mate one replied "No, I think it would have been a North Melbourne supporter, beacause they can't hold onto a lead!"
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  3. My Deaf girlfriend told me to fcuk off..... That's not a good Sign.
  4. a prawn walks into a bar and pulls a muscle

  5. huahuhauhuahuahuahua

    My deaf mate's girlfriend left him, she said that he never listened her.
  6. caught a glimpse of my girlfriend's stockings as she crossed her
    legs. So I whispered in her ear, "We know how it ends, so let's
    leave now before the final curtain. I've got plans for you."
    She said, "We can't, it would be rude to get up and walk out."
    I said, "Of course we can."
    She said, "Dave, it's your wife's funeral."
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