Ah SMIDSY my old adversary, you win again! I was travelling down Johnson st in Fitzroy when a P-plater parked on the side of the road decided to try for a U-turn. I managed to wash off most of my speed but still collected the drivers side door and was vaulted from the bike and quite neatly flipped onto her roof. Once she stopped I was then able to step down and wait for the ambulance to arrive (thanks to the helpful bystanders) In short, I am practically uninjured (a couple of slight bruises) but the bike looked quite grim. A lot of fairing damage and the front forks were bent - I am expecting it to be a write off. The poor kid who hit me was practically hysterical but didn't seem to be hurt. Any one you can walk away from eh! Q: Does anyone know of a good condition late 90's CBR1000F for sale - I really loved that bike.