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tell truth

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' started by tinkerbike, Mar 17, 2005.

  1. my woman said that i love my bike more than her, i told her she was wrong.

    should she know the truth ?
  2. nope, you do still want both dont you? i dont think the bike gunna be as cuddly, even if it is a ZZR :LOL:
  3. the bike dont complain about being rode too much
  4. normally if your doing it right, neither do women :D
  5. your bike has just as much ability to biatch slap you as your woman
  6. OI ! nuffin wrong with the ZZR !!
  7. Just tell her that you love the thing that costs you the most.....her :)
  8. sex in a relationship is like a dam in a drought, they will both dry up
  9. Well comunication is best tell it how it is then be prepared for some turns in events.
  10. hey look, not dissing the ZZR, if you find it more cuddly than your sig other then thats fine by me i spose :shock: . i dunno tho, much as i love bikes, i cant see myself sharing the same intimacy with the bike as i do with the other half. :LOL:
  11. Sounds like a dear Deb Question to me :shock:
  12. Well maybe its better to tell her about the bike than the other woman you love :LOL:
  13. *wipes drink off the wall* hahahahahaha roflmao :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    its funny cause its true 8)
  14. These are old... but with this thread I think they need posting again :)

    Reasons why a Motorcycle is better than women

    1. If you say bad things to your Motorcycles, you don't have to apoligize before you can ride it again.
    2. When you spend money on your motorcycle to improve its looks, it works.
    3. If your Motorcycle goes flat, you can fix it.
    4. If your Motorcycle is too loose, you can tighten it.
    5. If your Motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
    6. If your Motorcycle smokes, you can do something about it.
    7. It's always ok to use tie downs on your Motorcycle.
    8. Motorcycles always feel like going for a ride.
    9. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have ridden.
    10. Motorcycles don't care about how many other Motorcycles you have.
    11. Motorcycles don't insult you if you are a bad rider.
    12. Motorcycles don't mind if you look at other Motorcycles, or if you buy Motorcycle magazines.
    13. Motorcycles don't whine unless something is really wrong.
    14. Motorcycles' curves never sag.
    15. When riding, you and your Motorcycle both arrive at the same time.
    16. You can kick your Motorcycle to wake it up.
    17. You can ride a Motorcycle as long as you want and it won't get sore before you do.
    18. You can ride a Motorcycles any time of the month.
    19. You can share your Motorcycle with your friends.
    20. You can't get diseases from a Motorcycle you don't know very well.
    21. You don't have to take a shower before riding your Motorcycle.
    22. Your Motorcycle never wants a night out alone with the other Motorcycles leaving you with the kids.
    23. Your in-laws don't remain in touch with your old Motorcycle after you get rid of it.
    24. When you're done riding your motorcycle you can just get off it.
    25. You don't have to take your motorcycle to dinner to get a ride on it.
    26. You can ignore your motorcycle and it won't ask why.
    27. You can drop your motorcycle and pick it right up again.
    28. Having a really loud motorcycle can be good.
    29. Having an oversized motorcycle can be good.
    30. You can ride your motorcycle in public.
    31. Motorcycles like riding in groups.
    32. Motorcycles don't need commitment, just petrol.
    33. When you fart on your Motorcycle, it doesn't care.
    34. Motorcycle skid marks don't stink.
    35. You don't have to pay child support to your ex-motorcycle.

    And finally... motorcycles don't try and kill you when you post this list!
  15. puts it all in perspective

    i iant got much more to say
  16. Man, that list is awesome. Makes you realise why Australia's birthrate is dropping :)