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Tehe. Shouldn't offend.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Rolla, May 3, 2006.

  1. A woman sitting in an Adelaide restaurant suddenly began to cough.

    After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,
    and two locals, Kenzie and Brian sitting at the next table turned to
    look at her.

    Kin ya swaller? asked Kenzie.

    The woman signalled 'No!' desperately shaking her head.

    Kin ya breathe?" asked Brian. The woman shook her head No!!!

    With that, Kenzie walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,
    yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her

    This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
    flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

    Kenzie swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

    Brian said in admiration "Ya know Kenzie, I'd heard of that bloody
    Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do
  2. golly gosh that is terrible. :)
  3. Hahahaha...
  4. hahaaaahahahaa

    Sick.....but funny :LOL:
  5. Man walks into a bar and asks for 10 scotches.
    Bartender asks whats wrong that he would order so many drinks.
    "My eldest son just told me he's a homo" said the man.

    A week later he walks into the same bar and asks for 20 scotches.
    "Oh my god" says the bartender "What could possibly have happened to make you order 20 scotches?"
    "I just found out that my youngest son is a fhag too" he replied.

    One more week passes and the man returns and orders 30 scotches.
    "Geez, doesn't anyone in your family like the vagina" remarks the bartender.


    "Yeah" says the man "...My wife".