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Teddy Bears

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MadStu, Feb 25, 2008.

  1. A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end
    up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her
    around his apartment she notices that one wall of his bedroom is
    completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears.

    There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of
    cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire

    It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange
    them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put
    into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom
    shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and
    huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

    She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large
    collection of Teddy Bears. She is
    quite impressed by his sensitive side. but doesn't mention this to him.

    They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile,
    she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this
    guy could be the one! Maybe he could
    be the future father of my children?'

    She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds
    warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically
    lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip
    off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

    She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more
    creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

    After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive
    guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls
    over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?'

    The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her
    eyes, and says:

    'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
  2. i love it, on the jokes wall for this one

    :rolf: :rolf:
  3. :applause:

    That's gonna travel!
  4. You made me think of a: