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Taxidermist visits New Zealand

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Jun 27, 2005.

  1. A bloke walks into a bar in New Zealand and orders a shandy.

    All the Kiwis sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see another Australian visitor.

    The barman says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada."

    The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada?"

    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender says, "A tixidermist? What the hick is a tixidermist? Do you drive a tixi?"

    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and yells,

    "He's okay boys. He's one of us."
  2. And in a similar vein.....If a man and wife in Tasmania get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?