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Tax time funny.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Mkey, May 17, 2007.

  1. At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to
    audit the books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books, he
    turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do
    you do with the candle drippings?"
    "Good question" noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them
    back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free
    box of candles."
    "Oh" replied the auditor (somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer; but on he went, in his obnoxious way)

    "What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the
    "Ah, yes" replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying
    to trap him with an unanswerable question.
    "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and
    every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits".
    "I see" replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could
    fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.

    "Well, Rabbi" he went on "What do you do with all the leftover
    foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
    "Here, too, we do not waste" answered the Rabbi. "What we do is
    save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and once a
    year they send us a complete prick".

  2. :rofl: :smileysex:
  3. :LOL: hehehehe ace
  4. Ha ha that's funny, my step Dad's an accountant what that make him?
  5. I'm an accountaat. Whats that make me????
  6. if you have to ask you dont want to know :LOL:

    MKey thats GOLD
  7. :rofl: That's a cracker, lurv it :LOL:
  8. :) nice, the blood suckers are really dead foreskins....