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Tax audits

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Kez Across, Mar 9, 2005.

  1. With no disrespect to our Jewish friends....

    At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit the Books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said, "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"

    ”Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."

    "Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way: "What about all these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"

    "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realizing that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. "We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzo balls."

    "I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"

    "Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick."
  2. hahaha love it :D
  3. I think your opening apology should have been "with no disrespect to our tax auditor friends". But then again tax auditors don't have friends.
  4. I think there is an error here - right area of anatomy - wrong gender. :shock:
  5. good one :D :D have some friends in tax dept needing a laugh
  6. No he got it right ....but it should of read prick :D
  7. No SHE got it right, but the word she typed was D!CK .... however the forum software automatically changes those words to something illegible. :roll:
  8. Roflmao :D :D :D tho you're putting the tax dept. above their station