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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by russ, Aug 2, 2005.

  1. Tarzan is swinging through the jungle, doing all things tarzan like...

    One day he happened along a beautiful woman, by the name of Jane.
    Tarzan had never seen a woman before but he liked what he saw.
    "me Tarzan" he informed her.

    Jane was feeling a bit forward so she straight out asked Tarzan, "would you like to have sex?"

    "sex" asked tarzan, "what is sex?"

    so Jane explained the whole concept of the birds and bees.

    "ahh" said tarzan, understanding, "Tarzan do that in hole in tree"

    Jane was a bit taken aback by that response, but she persevered, "ok Tarzan, lets have sex," she said as she lay naked on the ground.

    Tarzan carefully looked at her on the ground and took a step back, then he took ten paces back....

    after that he suddenly ran up and booted her in the crotch!

    Jane, naturally writhed around in agony for a while. When she could eventually speak. she angrily yelled at tarzan, "what the hell did you do that for?

    "Tarzan check for bees..."
  2. lol loved it :D :LOL:
  3. Hahahahahaha!
    Didn't see that coming ! (no pun intended)
  4. good stuff :LOL: wonder if that works tho? nothing worse than bees fighting back :shock:
  5. Mmm, oldie but a goodie.
  6. Enough to make a girls eyes water!! :-s

    Very funny tho!!
  7. :LOL: haha love it :LOL:
  8. LOL awesome, must try it sometime :D