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talented Octopus

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by SLAMMIN, Dec 2, 2007.

  1. An octopus walks in to a bar and says "i can play any musical instrument you like"...so an englishman gives him a guitar which he plays better than Hendrix...an irishman gives him a piano which he plays better than elton...so a scotsman throws him the bag pipes, the octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes and the scotsman says "what's wrong can ye no play it? The octopus says "play it? Im gunna fcuk her brains out once i get her pyjamas off!!

  2. :p that's awesome! i'll be using that one

  3. :rofl: :rofl: That is GOLD!
  4. hahahaha...loves it