Are we allowed to tell cage vs cage stories here? Going to. Today I was pulling out of the centre where I had just done day one of my motorcycle learners course, at a normal intersection with traffic lights.... still in the Honda Civic. I was turning left, as was the police car in front of me. Coming from the other side of the intersection and making a right turn into the same two lane road as the police car and I, was an older woman in a generic grey sedan. Well, silly old duck gives way to the police car but then begins to turn at exactly the same time as me. Now if she had stayed in the right lane as required it would have been fine, as I was turning into the left lane, but... nooo... and I saw it from a mile away... she swung straight across into the left lane. A simultaneous jab of brake and horn allowed her to wake up after I had already avoided the collision for her.... But the real surprise was yet to follow. The cops must have been watching the whole thing unfold, because they slowed, waited for her to pass, then moved in behind her with flashing lights. It seemed the horn and near accident hadnt quite woken her yet though, as she did not seem to see the police car - you know - the one that was in front of her a few seconds ago - so half a km later they got the siren on too and she finally pulled over. I swear I havent seen such a moron on the roads for just about ever.... Havent even got my two-wheel Ls yet and I'm already attracting them!! It was just one of those moments where you think "If I was a traffic cop this is the kind of dangerous person I would be pulling over and giving tickets rather than the people doing a couple of km over the limit," except it actually happened for a change!!!