So there I was a few days ago just communiting to work down one of those stupidly congested arterial roads heading into Sydney, gently filtering through stationary traffic up to a set of red lights. Nothing eventful happened until I pulled in front of the first car. The driver of the second car behind me got heavy on her horn, started flashing her headlights and leaned her head out of the window yelling stuff I couldn't hear - music of a Ducati with termi pipes just too loud!. Whatever....ignored her....lights green, so off I went. Kept my eye on her though, she seemed a bit of an unpredictable cager. Good job I did. She forced her way into the second lane (I was in the first lane) and as I was approaching the next set of red lights she actually swerved into my lane, aiming her car directly at me. I saw this in time and pulled ahead of her, but she came to a stop at 90 degrees to the kerb, blocking 2 lanes of traffic. I'm there thinking "what the f**k!!!" and this fat cager gets out and starts yelling at me "what gives you the right to jump the queue"; "you should wait your turn like everybody else"; "rant, rant, rant, blah, blah, blah". I'm still a bit, like, what the f**k just happened, so I say to her; I'm allowed to - it's called filtering, and what the f**k was she doing trying to kill me! There would have been quite a few additional phrases in there, just to add a bit of colour! Use your immagination. She is also carrying one of those small collapsable umbrellas in her hand, didn't really pay much attention to it first off, but then things get quite surreal, 'cos she starts hitting me on the back with this umbrella!! Like that's gonna do much - leather jacket with kevlar armour, besides, her ams were mostly flab with very little muscle, so hardly any impact felt at all. Lights went green, so off I went, leaving the stupid bint standing in the middle of the road, with her cage blocking two lanes of traffic. Funny thing is, she was wearing her work uniform, clearly identifying the organisation she worked for AND her ID badge dangling in front of her obese tits. So, Hilary, I think it's safe to say you are a complete nutter. You need help. Shame I don't ride with a GoPro - the footage would have given endless entertainment.