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Swiss Train Ride

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Russell, Jun 1, 2006.

  1. Sitting together on a train, traveling through the Swiss Alps, were a Kiwi guy, an Australian bloke, a little old Greek lady, and a young blonde Swiss girl with large breasts.
    The Train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.
    When the train emerges from the tunnel, the Kiwi has a bright red hand print on his cheek.
    No one speaks.
    The old lady thinks: The Kiwi guy must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped his cheek.
    The blonde Swiss girl thinks: That Kiwi guy must have tried to grope
    me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped his cheek.
    The Kiwi thinks: The Australian bloke must have groped the blonde in
    the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.
    The Australian thinks: I can't wait for another tunnel, just so I can smack the Kiwi again.

  2. Hahaha golden! It's almost sad how NZ jokes never get old...