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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by fun-times-4-all, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. Superman was bored. So he gave Batman a call. Batman said Robin was
    ill and he had to look after him. A little disappointed,
    Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few
    beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.
    As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's
    apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her
    balcony, he looked through the window and saw Wonderwoman
    naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought
    to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in
    there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a
    split second and flew off happily.
    Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?"
    "No," said the Invisible Man, "but my arse hurts like hell!"

  2. Oldy but a goody.

    The version that I heard was that Batman and Supe were having a few ales after work. Supe said that he was flying over Wonder Woman's island, saw her sun bathing in the nude. Thinking of Lois who was well, "unavailable", he decided, why not. He zoomed down, gave it to WW and flew off.

    Shit, said Batman, she must've gotten a surprise!

    Sup replied. Not as much as what the Invisible Man did....
  3. loved it!