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Sunday Silly

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Dec 11, 2005.

  1. This one is of particular significance to tech-support staff in IT, but anyone should be able to enjoy it, I hope. It's called.....

    The 12 Bugs of Christmas

    For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    See if they can do it again.

    For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the fourth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the fifth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the sixth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the seventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the eighth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the ninth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the tenth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.



    For the eleventh bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Say it's not supported
    Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    For the twelfth bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
    Tell them it's a feature
    Say it's not supported
    Change the documentation
    Blame it on the hardware
    Find a way around it
    Say they need an upgrade
    Reinstall the software
    Ask for a dump
    Run with the debugger
    Try to reproduce it
    Ask them how they did it and
    See if they can do it again.

    - Author unknown
     
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  2. love IT..... haha
     
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