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Sunday morning sex

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by midnight, Jun 24, 2005.

  1. Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away,
    Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year
    grandmother and comfort her.

    When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother
    replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on
    Sunday morning."

    Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100
    years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.

    "Oh no, my dear," replied granny "Many years ago, realizing our
    advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the
    church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm.
    Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on
    the ding and out on the dong."

    She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
    "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along.

  2. Too many dings and dongs and

  3. :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    thats one of those........ OH I GET IT jokes that becomes kinda sick if you think about it too much :p
  4. Oh so very very wrong.....

    But still phunny never the less :p

  5. Oooooh, old person sex - now THAT is wrong!!!! :shock:
  6. I bet you at that age there was not too much ice-cream being produced from the grandfather. :LOL: [/i]
  7. wow - I didn't realise you were a masochist ....... :shock:
  8. LMAO.

    The other day my Nanna's Sister who is 83 informed me that her husband (86) and her still do the "DEED"!!!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    I said well good for you!!!!!!!!

    Lisa :D
  9. LMAO :D :D :D

    What's "SO WRONG" with sex for old people, they're consenting adults.
  10. By that age you'd have your moves down pat, shame you'd forget what they are.

  11. eeeewwwww! :LOL:
  12. Maybe if the old girl had her Adda Girl knee pads the old fella would still be here?