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Suicide - Politically Incorrect

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by CBRSteve, Mar 4, 2009.

  1. The other day I was feeling depressed so I called LifeLine and they transferred me to a call centre in Afganistan.

    I advised them I was feeling really down and even suicidal.

    They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck
  2. :LOL:

    I can't, but for 76 virgins i'd be willing to have a crack at it.
  3. You might want to be more specific. Otherwise you might end up with something like this.
  4. eewww. there's some hands in pockets stuff going on there.

  5. OMG real food!!! fap fap fap

    I would rather 76 dirty horny sluts, it's not like stds worry the dead, and they will know what they are doing
    Virgins: Are you sure you love me? am I the only one? Be gentle, I'm not sure if i'm ready, lets build up to it.
  6. I wonder what the female suicide bombers get out of it...

    76 pimply faced adolescent male virgins don't seem like much recompense for blowing yourself up. :LOL:
  7. :LOL:

    heard something similar but good :D