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Suggestions for meeting and dateing Jessica Alba

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Scrambles, Feb 27, 2007.

  1. Well?

  2. Step 1: Steal underpants

    Step 2: ??

    Step 3: Date Jessica Alba
  3. Make sure you set your alarm clock next time ! ;)

  4. It would be easier to purchase a lock of her hair off eBay or something and engineer a submissive clone...

    Uhhh, like I umm guess or something :-w
  5. I don't get it.

    Where were you last night? We had RoboCop and booze and everything!

    "Bitches leave!" BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA

  6. gym recovery session.
    Had to take care of the cannons after sundays dragonboat races.

    did you have RemyMartins ???
  7. I'll let you tell that story.
    ...what is wrong with me? Can I not get through one day without pissing off a major corporation?
  8. You've done this sort of thing before...haven't you?????
  9. That MAY have been what he was alluding to.....
  10. Now I know why I've been seeing more than one Nichole kidman around

  11. "Yeah, yeah, but whats phase 2!?!" :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  12. Fap, Fap, Fapfap, Fap......

    did someone say somethingFap??
  13. 1. Be incredibly buff
    2. Love motorbikes, especially Kawasaki Ninjas
    3. Love Pugs
    4. You have to be able to sit through her movie "Honey"
    5. No visible warts
    6. Don't be honest about her acting
  14. I was going alright till that one! :evil:
  15. Suggestions for dating Jessica Alba? I suggest you get in line behind me. Sorry if she's a little tired when it gets to your turn.

    NOW. This thread has progressed way too far without any pictures of Jess and her lady lumps. For a start, let's have these:



  16. #16 Loz, Feb 28, 2007
    Last edited by a moderator: Jul 13, 2015
  17. No thanks.

    If she aint white; then that aint right. :grin:
  18. .....all taste the same :?