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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Scrambles, Feb 27, 2007.
Step 1: Steal underpants
Step 2: ??
Step 3: Date Jessica Alba
Make sure you set your alarm clock next time !
It would be easier to purchase a lock of her hair off eBay or something and engineer a submissive clone...
Uhhh, like I umm guess or something :-w
I don't get it.
Where were you last night? We had RoboCop and booze and everything!
"Bitches leave!" BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA
gym recovery session.
Had to take care of the cannons after sundays dragonboat races.
did you have RemyMartins ???
I'll let you tell that story.
...what is wrong with me? Can I not get through one day without pissing off a major corporation?
You've done this sort of thing before...haven't you?????
That MAY have been what he was alluding to.....
Now I know why I've been seeing more than one Nichole kidman around
"Yeah, yeah, but whats phase 2!?!"
Fap, Fap, Fapfap, Fap......
did someone say somethingFap??
1. Be incredibly buff
2. Love motorbikes, especially Kawasaki Ninjas
3. Love Pugs
4. You have to be able to sit through her movie "Honey"
5. No visible warts
6. Don't be honest about her acting
I was going alright till that one! :evil:
Suggestions for dating Jessica Alba? I suggest you get in line behind me. Sorry if she's a little tired when it gets to your turn.
NOW. This thread has progressed way too far without any pictures of Jess and her lady lumps. For a start, let's have these:
Oh, and if you don't need that pair of trousers anymore:
And of course this one, which seems to have been edited from about 20 seconds of footage into a minute and a half, which is pretty much long enough to do the job. :grin:
If she aint white; then that aint right. :grin:
.....all taste the same :?