So I braved out the family bbq, knowing full well a relative who works for TAC would be in fine form. Usual conversation with this one particular relo, always ends up getting back to "hoons" what defines a hoon, their behaviours, attitudes and perceptions. Basically to sum this person up - He defines a hoon merely by bike/car they own...period. Trying to avoid these conversation as you just end up going around in circles with this self confessed guru, i walked past the room only to hear "Motorcycling regos should be doubled, they cost too much money with road trauma etc, or better yet take them off the road as everyone of them is a brainless wanker with no F%%%%n idea" I was just about to rebut his comment when my 4 year old nephew(whose dad is also a motorcyclist), bless his cotton socks comes out with "My dad says your old, and fat and make more rules than my mum...so uncle ##### you suck!" Picked up his matchbox cars and walked out the room. I think his dad has some explaining to do. High 5 to my little man.