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Steering with your crotch

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Loz, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. A pirate walks into a bar with a huge ship's steering wheel hanging out of his fly. The bartender says "Hey bluebeard, what's that thing coming out yer pants?"

    The pirate replies, "Arrrrr matey I don't know.... But it's drivin' me nuts, arrrrr."

    <Note: all otherwise unneccessary references to pirates have been added for the benefit of seafaring readers.>