So I had a fairly ok day until f*cking now, I go out side to mow the f*cking grass as I know I wont get time to scratch my ass on the weekend. Try the f*ckin lawnmower and not even a spark, check all the normal stuff try again and still the c*nt gives me f*cking nothing. I spend 20 minutes trying to get the plug out with a shifter because the funny cu*ts at f*cking victa made it with some stupid shape that no c*nt has a chance to get the plug out, after another 20 mins I managed to get it out; only to find out its ok, so I clean it just in case. I try again just a f*cking homo blup blup blup, I then get a can of start you f*cking bastard spay from stupidcheap, sprayed that shit in it and f*cking nil not even a fire. I keep trying and the bithchc*ntstain of a handle snaps off my hand, so then grab I phillips handle screwdriver to use as a handle. Pull a few more times and the f*ckingwh*re thing snaps, the f*cking pull start rope and fires f*cking mother f*cking f*ck c*nt f*ck once f*cking sl*tc*ntf*ck once then f*cking f*ck stops. So, stabbed it 9 or 10 times in the fuel tank and a few times in the starter part until the phillips head got stuck in the winder c*nt of a part, now its good and f*cked F*CK YOU F*CKING SL*TWHOREMOWER Edit:I told the new mower it can be beers or it can be Screwdrivers where we go from here is up to it..