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Star Wars lines improved by substituting "pants"

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Ktulu, Jan 8, 2007.

  1. 232 Star Wars Lines Improved by Substituting the Word “Pantsâ€

    The top fifteen:

    1. I find your lack of pants disturbing.
    2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
    3. The Force is strong in my pants.
    4. Chewie and me got into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
    5. Your pants, you will not need them.
    6. I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
    7. You came in those pants? You’re braver than I thought.
    8. Governer Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader’s pants.
    9. In his pants you will find a new definition of pain and suffering
    10. I think you just can’t bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants.
    11. Pull up! All pants pull up!
    12. I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
    13. I’ve just made a deal that will keep the Empire out of our pants forever.
    14. Alderan is peaceful, we have no pants!
    15. These aren’t the pants you’re looking for.

    Full list here

  2. [​IMG]

    'May the Pants be with you'

  3. as some one who despises all things star wars i find anything that takes the pi$s out of it highly amusing.
  4. It is VERY hard not to burst out laughing in the office with everyone around. I actually had tears running down my cheeks trying to hold the laughter in.