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Sponsored Condoms.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.
    They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

    * Nike Condoms :::: Just do it
    * Toyota Condoms :::: Oh what a feeling
    * Ford Condoms :::: The ride of your life
    * Optus Condoms :::: Yes!
    * Duracell Condoms :::: Keep going & going & going
    * Pringles Condoms :::: Once you pop you can't stop
    * Hyundai Condoms :::: All day, every day
    * Tip Top Condoms :::: Good onya mum
    (available in Tasmania only)
    * Panasonic Condoms :::: Even more than you expected
    * VB Condoms :::: As a matter of fact, I've got one now
    * Swan Lager Condoms :::: They said you'd never make it
    * Vegemite Condoms :::: Puts a rose in every cheek
    * Levi Condoms :::: Do you fit the legend?
    * Nescafe Condoms :::: It brings you together.

    The following brands wouldn't sell so well.....

    * Goodyear Condoms :::: If it only saves you once a year.
    * RTA Condoms :::: Speed kills
    * Nobby's Condoms :::: Nibble Nobby's Nuts
    * Bolle Condoms :::: Put them on your face
    * Aussie Homeloans Condoms :::: We'll save you
  2. I can't believe Colgate isn't there "It does get in".

    Listerine "A whole mouth wash"
  3. or:

    Honda - Performance First
    TVS Victor - More smiles per hour
    BMW - Sheer Riding Pleasure

  4. I can't belive it's not custard?
  5. Haha :grin:

    A few come to mind

    Mother energy drink: Tastes nothing like the old one.
    Mcdonalds: Im lovin it.
    Nokia: Connecting people
    Mitsubishi: Engineered to excite. Better built, better backed

  6. EEeeeuuuuwwwwwwwwwww!!!:sick:
  7. KFC ::: Finger Lickin' Good
    Yellow Pages ::: Let your fingers do the walking
    Maxwell House Coffee ::: Good to the last drop
    Sprite ::: Obey your thirst
    GEICO ::: So easy a caveman can do it