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Spoken like a true Victorian

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by archy, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. The General Managers of Cascade Brewery (Tasmania), Tooheys (New South
    Wales), XXXX (Queensland), CUB (Victoria) and Coopers (South Australia)
    were at a national beer conference.
    They decide to all go to lunch together and the waitress asks what they
    want to drink.
    The General Manager of Tooheys says without hesitation, "I'll have a
    Tooheys New."
    The General Manager of XXXX smiles and says, "I'll have a XXXX Gold."
    The General Manager of Coopers proudly says, "I'll have a Coopers, the
    King of Beers."
    The bloke from Cascade says, "I'll have a Cascade, the cleanest draught
    on the planet."
    The General Manager from Carlton glances at his lunch mates and says,
    "I'll have a Diet Coke."
    The others look at him like he has sprouted a new head.

    He just shrugs and says, "Well if you poofters aren't drinking beer,
    Then neither will I."

  2. Classic !!!
    :rofl: :rofl:
  3. CUB make beer? I thought they carbonate urine.

    Now I'm off to drink my home brew. :bolt:
  4. ohh well, just be proud no matter how bad Australian beer might get, it'll never be as shit as the ameriCANTS.