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speking german

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by russ, Nov 7, 2005.

  1. The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
    will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
    which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that
    English spelling had some room for improvement, and has accepted a 5
    year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will
    make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
    favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have
    one less letter.

    There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.

    In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted
    to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have
    always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
    horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be respeptiv to steps such as replasing "th"
    with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords containing
    "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech
    oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

    Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
    forst plas.
  2. zat is a clazzic
  3. Bahahaha Viva Deutschland!

    Thats a classic
  4. ahhhh phuck it :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
  5. we should ask Glitch_Oz if he concurs !