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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by b12mick, Apr 24, 2013.

  1. Lady is driving along minding her own business when she gets pulled up by the filth.
    Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
    Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
    Woman: Oh, I see.
    Officer: Can I see your license please?
    Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
    Officer: Don’t have one?
    Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
    Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
    Woman: I can’t do that.
    Officer: Why not?
    Woman: I stole this POS.
    Officer: Stole it?
    Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
    Officer: You what?
    Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

    The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his POS and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the POS. A senior officer slowly approaches the POS, clasping his half drawn gun.

    Officer2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

    The woman steps out of her vehicle.

    Woman: Is there a problem sir?
    Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this POS and murdered the owner.
    Woman: Murdered the owner?
    Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your POS, please.

    The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

    Officer2: Is this your POS, ma’am?
    Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
    Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

    The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

    Officer2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this POS, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

    Woman: I bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!
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  2. Dunno if I'd have the balls to try this one - good for a laugh though :D
  3. True story: A few years ago my wife got pulled on her M750 (Staintune exhausts minus the baffles) just after she pulled away from a set of lights. When the copper got over the shock that a woman would ride such a bike said "Your bike's a bit loud isn't it?" to which my wife said "Oh? Sorry officer I must have taken off in the wrong gear". He didn't know exactly what to say and just told her to be more careful and be safe.
  4. @b12mick, I thought your wife going to say, "I don't know what my bloody bikie of a husband, who is currently in hiding for shooting some poor copper, did with my bike. " lol ;)