(Borrowed from another forum and adapted for Australia). GOOD: Marysville police had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. They discovered the problem? A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD." They then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. And we used to just sell lemonade! BETTER: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Melbourne. A $250 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $250. The police responded with a photo of handcuffs. He sent in a cheque. BEST: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Victoria Police Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his citation book, she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Victoria Police Officers Ball." He replied, "Victoria Police Officers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.