Welcome to Netrider ... Connecting Riders!

Interested in talking motorbikes with a terrific community of riders?
Signup (it's quick and free) to join the discussions and access the full suite of tools and information that Netrider has to offer.

Special Drink

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Russell, May 23, 2006.

  1. A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.

    While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink.

    The more she talks about it the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one.
    After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for him.
    The barmaid brings the drink and puts the following on the bar - a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice.

    The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains.
    "First you put a bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice."
    So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.

    He puts the salt on his tongue!

    Salty but okay.

    He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, warm, very pleasant.

    He thinks - this is okay.
    Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .

    In one second the sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles... at three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.
    This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink.
    When he finally chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend. She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it?

    It's called a Blow Job Revenge!"
  2. muahahahahahaha
  3. PURE EVIL!!! i love it :LOL:
  4. Have to pay that one :eek:wned:
  5. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: Very humourous.You should hear the comic god that is Bill Hicks skit on these matters.The next evolutionary step in man is loosing a vertabrae,you figure it out. :-k
  6. Thats funny! :LOL: but in actual fact the drink exsists... It's a Cement Mixer... Brother got me to try one F&$*#@ tastes like crap after the lime.
  7. in a southern american accent /- ' i am so proud of you hunny talkin about giving yourself a blow job' ' thanks momma'

    the guy is a superstar, he hated bush senior, god only knows what he would have had to say about bush junior.
  8. The man was the god of comedy,just managed to get a DVD of his perfomances,pure gold :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: