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Speaking of shiny sh*t!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Trisha14, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. Check out the link below and pay particular attention to the 3 golden pills...... for the one you love who has everything!!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:


  2. Love the cross-shaped brush; cleanliness IS next to godliness :LOL:
  3. Ah very true.... didn't think of that one.
  4. So you really can polish a turd...!

  5. mmmm, sparkly stool.

    You would not want to flush....and yet, you wouldn't want to retrieve them either. What a delema.
  6. Now if I won lotto, I'd get me a pack of those gold pills.....
    then I'd have a biiiiig party with lots of chilli pizza and red wine....
    mid way thru, I'd pop those pills.................

    Then I'd drop a big log on the boss's desk, with a note that says.........
    "I quit... cos even my turds are worth more than you pay for this job"

    S'spose I'd better start buying lotto tickets eh?

  7. I'd do all of that, except for the part about the pills.