I'm Dave. I don't own a bike. In fact, I own those cars people use to keep up with bikes in the SA hills. But I'd like a bike. Cars are getting boring. And the car scene is well, it's full of kids wearing terrible, terrible hats. So I'm getting my licence. Been driving for 10 years, wanted a bike that whole time, but rightly figured I'd straight up murder myself if I got one. I even have a HR licence. Mostly because I got bored one day. Have ridden a few times before, off road, private driveways, etc. Lost my car licence once, been to Malalla a bunch of times, and own two of basically the same car. They're both shitbox Nissans, so don't get too excited. This was my daily for a little bit., Now going to fund the bike. Looks good, but doesn't go particularly hard. This one is a bit of a different story. Owned it 6 years. Come a long way. Brakes almost never worked properly, 3 different suspension setups, 6 different sets of wheels, 3 different turbo setups, 2 different tunes, suspension was always biased towards form rather than function. Made 260kw at the wheels before something went wrong 2 years ago and I stripped it. I'll finish it one day. And I have a tattoo. Because I'm cool and alternative as fcuk. It's unfinished because I'm lame as fcuk. As for bikes, well, the licence itself will be run in the next couple weeks, then I'll be off to test ride all the things! Though I am leaning towards the inexplicably popular MT-07 or the ER6NL. Other than that, I work in security, my hours are whack as fcuk, I pretty much only speak in sarcasm, and I'd like to return to Uni next year. So yeah. Hi.