1.. What is the speed of dark? 2.. Do Lipton employees get coffee breaks? 3.. Do atheists take out insurance cover for acts of God? 4.. Can you be a closet claustrophobic? 5.. How DID a fool and his money get together? 6.. If nothing sticks to TEFLON, how do they get TEFLON to stick to the pan? 7.. What do they put for hair colour on a bald man's drivers licence? 8.. What was the best thing before sliced bread? 9.. When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? 10.. Why do banks charge an "insufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have? 11.. Why do psychics need to ask your name? and your credit card number? 12.. What if there were no hypothetical questions? 13.. Do amphibians have to wait for an hour after eating before getting out of the water? 14.. Why is abbreviation such a long word? 15.. If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn? 16.. How do "Do not walk on the grass signs" get there? 17.. What did they go back to before drawing boards were invented? 18.. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 19.. If you ate pasta and anti pasta, would you still be hungry? 20.. Could the crop circles be the work of a cereal killer? 21.. How come wrong numbers are never busy? 22.. If you get mad at someone and you are already in hell, where do you tell them to go? 23.. Why aren't there ever any guilty bystanders? 24.. Why is that night falls, but day breaks? 25.. Why isn't there any mouse flavoured cat food? 26.. Why do they lock the restrooms at Service Stations? Are they afraid someone will clean them?