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Some Interesting Questions

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by cruisingal, Mar 21, 2007.

  1. 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

    2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

    3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

    4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

    5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

    6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

    7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

    8. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?

    9. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

    10. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

    11. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced tenty one?

    12. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

    13. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

    14. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

    16. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

    17. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

    18. You never really learn to swear until you learn to ride.

    19. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.

    20. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

    21. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

    22. OK ... So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

    23. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea. Does that mean that one enjoys it?

  2. I'm sure a few in here would agree with that one.......
  3. For the purposes of the joke, it is funny. However, the shortest sentence in the English language is actually the word "Go" or "No"! ...sorry but I couldn't help being a smartarse on that one! :)
  4. And some more

    Here are a few things to think about:

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated instead of just murdered?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for
    your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
    buried in for eternity?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What disease did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
    like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars
    to look at things on the ground?

    Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you
    naked anyway.

    Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

    Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
    crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about

    Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

    If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,
    why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

    Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both

    If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't
    he just buy dinner?

    If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,
    what is baby oil made from?

    If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

    Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
    I like that....

    Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call
    it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?

    Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
    you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the
  5. im polish, good call lol
  6. Yeah.........three times in my case