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Some Good Advice

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' at netrider.net.au started by BoogieMan, Jul 29, 2005.


    If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

    When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

    Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.

    Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.

    When it's in your best interest, practice obedience.

    Let others know when they've invaded your territory.

    Take naps. Stretch before rising Run, romp, and play daily.

    Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

    Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

    On warm days, to lie on your back on the grass.

    On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

    When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

    No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout.. run right back and make friends.

    Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

    Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

    Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you're not.

    If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.

    When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.

    All so Simple really :) :) :LOL: :D
  2. yeah, i learn so much from my puppies. malissa still looks at me weird when i scratch the door and bark when she comes home. and i copped a nast newspaper over the nose when i peed on the rug :LOL:
  3. Well, you probably deserved it!!!
  4. it's a biatch (!) when you get fleas, though, don't you think?? (and round-worm, and distemper, not to mention the danger of being run over by cars......)
  5. And don't forget - lick 'em because you can! :LOL:
  6. Wow, that hit my "soppy" button :LOL: . Can't wait to see my Mako now 8) :D .

  7. Has Mako recovered from the 'attention ' recived from Rafiki at the cook off yet?...... I heard that it traumatized her a lil bit
    :shock: :shock: :LOL: :LOL: :p

  8. I cant , but it's not from lack of trying :roll: :roll: .
  9. I this is the only thing my dog's ever tought me.

    Now i only need to learn the rest of those things and i may be able to find a real life friend. ;)