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Some funnies

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by caz64, Feb 20, 2016.


    A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby.
    The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."

    Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here."

    A few minutes later, the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"


    Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.
    The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

    One student, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

    1) It is perfect formula for the child.

    2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

    3) It is always the right temperature.

    4) It is inexpensive.

    5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.

    6) It is always available as needed.

    And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

    7) It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.

    He got an A.
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    An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.

    ''Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?''

    The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ''Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?''

    ''I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits as nice as yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.''
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