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Sobriety Test

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Nov 29, 2005.

  1. A patrolman stopped a motorist for speeding. When he approached the driver, he saw a large collection of knives, machetes, and swords laying on the back seat. Thinking he had some psycho on his hands, the officer warily told the driver to step out of the car. When he queried him about the contents on the back seat, the driver said he was a juggler and that they were part of his act. Skeptical, the policeman called the man's bluff.

    He said, "If you can juggle these machetes, I'll let you go."

    The driver got the gleaming blades out of the back of his car and, sure enough, he was a juggler. The officer watched in amazement as the man engaged in a dizzying frenzy of spinning, twirling, flying blades.

    As this was occurring, a man drove by and said to his wife, "Martha, it's a good thing I gave up drinkin'.... Look at the sobriety test they're giving now!"