Today I just wanted to stay in bed. Don't know why, but thought it wasn't looking like a day I wanted to spend out and about. Wifes Brother calls and gets us moving out to a picnic with the Family. Get in the Cage, start the trip out. On the Ring rd I'm sitting in the left lane with someone 30 meters back in the right. Someone was coming on via an onramp and was going to be right in my spot, so I indicated to move left and give the guy some space. The stupid piece of Excriment in the right lane flaws it and starts flashing his lights at me while tailgating within a meater of me. On the way home some yobs in a Brits hire van pull into a tail gating position on the Craigyburn bypass, and just push in tighter and tighter. I flashed the breaklights a couple of times but they just kept pushing in closer. I finaly got pissed with having them so close to my arse that they should have been waring a rubber that I brought on the breaks and brought it right down to 80. Stupid Yobs instead of taking the hint brought the cap down under a meter. So can someone remind me with trash like that out on the road why I am pushing to get out there without the protection of half a ton of metal around me?