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So i kicked a car whilst doing over 100 Km/H

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by wang chung, Mar 14, 2006.

  1. I was behind this little Red Laser on the freeway and i noticed it was swerving all over the road. I was like..
    "Eh????????? "
    Then i saw that the driver was holding up a phone. Txting i assume. So i sped up and went beside the car. I honked my horn and slapped my ass and then she laughed. Then i got closer and did my impersonation of chuck norris and kicked it.

    Anyway i sped off and met her at her house and called her a moron and i nearly got nagged to death about how i could of died etc etc. Of couse me telling her about how she could easily die didnt work either.
    It's funny how we both do "unsafe" things but we view what the other does as more dangerous.

    - Edit made it so the Subject actually makese sense now :p
  2. So you know this person i take it???
  3. Whats this thread about.......? :?
  4. You should dob her in to the cops for txting while driving . :LOL:
  5. mat calls this foreplay :cool:
  6. Of course :)
  7. Im disappointed you didnt lick her window.
  8. shoulda pulled the big moon.
  9. should hav asked her on a date
  10. mats girl was txting one of his mates for a date he got a bit testy about it

    youngans :roll:
  11. yeah after he chased her home and she realised how hot he was they just fell into each other...

  12. hasn't he heard that it is much better to give than to receive?
  13. Umm.

    *raised eyebrow*

    Yes well.
  14. well, he fell into her anyway.
  15. classic, Scooter :LOL: :LOL:
  16. I take it Es also drives a red Laser?
    Tht's worse than texting!
  17. DUDDDDDEEEEE! i dont drive at all!

    Im not mats gf!!! IM noooooottttt