A husband and his wife went to the USA for a holiday and overspent. Realising they would have no money to live on for a while when they got back to Australia they went looking for something they could smuggle into the country to make some money. They came across an animal dealer and decided to smuggle a few animals. The man got a rare python and a skunk and bought them back to the motel. He said " look, I'll take the snake, wrap it around my waist and I'll just look a bit over weight, you take the skunk and put it down your pants" the wife said, what about the smell?" the husband replied, "if it dies, it dies"