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Smart Kid

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Flipper, Apr 3, 2006.

  1. For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father

    said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000 &

    your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next

    day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a

    suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?" Little Patrick told him,

    "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were

    pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.

    And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000 mortgage &

    no bike!"