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Smart Italian Girl

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Guest, Aug 31, 2005.

  1. A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her nonna
    said: "Sita here ana letame tella you about those-a
    young boys. He's agonna try ana kiss you, you are
    agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do that."

    "He's agonna try ana kiss your breasts, you are agonna
    likea dat too, but don'ta let him do that."
    "But most important, he's agonna try ana lay on topa
    you, you are agonna likea dat, but don'ta let him do
    that. Doing thata willa disgrace the family."

    With that bit of advice, the granddaughter went on her
    date.

    The next day she told grandma that her date went just
    like she had predicted: "Nonna, I didn't let him
    disgrace the family. When he tried, I just turned
    over, got on top of him, and disgraced HIS family!"



     Nonna fainted!!
     
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  2. hahahah........ i thought it was funny
     
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  3. lol thats classic!
     
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  4. could see that coming a mile away..... still great
     
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  5. As an Italo-australian... that's a hoot. :)

    lol
     
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  6. Now lids tell us the truth, that's not a joke that is a true story about you! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
    You keep telling me you are on top of things :D :D
     
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  7. yeh, a bit predictable, but funny nevertheless.
     
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  8. Couldn't be. What part of the thread name is about him? :LOL:
     
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