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Six stages of married life

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pt, May 1, 2005.

  1. ok, so i have never been married and have zero experince in this area, but i still thought this joke was funny.
    The Six Stages of Married life:
    1. Tri-weekly
    2. Try weekly
    3. Try weakly
    4. Try oysters
    5. Try anything
    6. Try to remember

    :D :D :D :) :p :LOL:
  2. What's the difference between a lover, a hooker and a wife?

    A lover says "Slower, slower"

    A hooker says "Faster! Faster!"

    And a wife says "Beige.....I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
  3. What was it i was supposed to remember ? :roll: