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Sir Winston Churchill Quotes

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by Big Chris, Oct 3, 2007.

  1. Hey all,
    was trying to fix my autosig after is was hacked by some drunk basatard using my computer the other night,
    for this page of quotes,
    this was the best.

    Don't talk to me about naval tradition.
    It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash.

    Sir Winston Churchill, (attributed)


    page link tends to help

  2. My favourite Churchill story is one he told about himself.

    He related how his speechwriter had prohibited him from telling in Parliament, a wartime story about himself. The story was as follows.

    I was on a ship during the Great War, and the ship was torpedoed by the Germans. The decks heaved and before I knew it I wass tossed into the sea. I quickly looked around to find something to cling to while I waited for rescue, and, as fortune would have it, a door floated by with my initials on it.....
  3. Belligerent hostess at a dinner party:
    "Mr Churchill, if you were my husband I would give you poison."
    "Madame, if you were my wife I would drink it!"
  4. W.C. Har har har
  5. "Mr Churchill, you are drunk." " Indeed madam, and you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober."
  6. here is another one:
    WC: Golf: A great way to ruin a nice walk
  7. he spoke of the black dog, i have one too :)
  8. "I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
  10. At a great age, on being told that he'd had his flies undone whilst addressing parliament:-

    "Dead birds don't fall out of nests".