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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Mar 18, 2006.
there's a website that you can list potential partners, their good and bad points...
can't think of the name of it.
might be a slight obsessive compulsive disorder would explain his single ness?
pickup line: "will you go out with me? cos i've been studying you for days and days and your profile DEFINATELY fits the profile i have described for myself... yet if you say no... then this is exactly what they want to happen... ... .... WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR!!! TELL ME!!!"
*girl runs off screaming*
I like the onion...
Seriously, the shower's the best place to think in the house (some would argue it's the throne room, but I do not), she probably had an epiphany and realised he's just a fat, balding, ugly, neurotic nut-case of a man.
Maybe he has a small....
the guy sounds like someone i know - the reason he cant suceed in a relationship now is cos he is still totally obsessed with the girl who dumped him two years ago. he cant accept that she realised he was a neurotic arse and ditched him before the ties got any deeper. congrats to her and hope she got a restraining order out on him!
Come on people, stop taking the article so seriously. It isn't supposed to be, its from "the onion", a satirical website.
*points to say_wat*... its about you!!!!!!!!!!
Nah, I think the guys right, it's just a huge con against him.
I expect the President authorised it on behalf of the Alien Overlords...you do know about the Overlords don't you?
Ladies and Gentleman; Give it up for Steven Mother F'in Hawking over here :roll:
No one was taking it seriously and thanks for the heads up on the onion dude.