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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by wang chung, Feb 22, 2006.

  1. the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

  2. Chuck Norris once commented, “There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none.”
  3. *Trying to work out how a man who kicks peoples internal organs out through their back defines himself as a christian.*

    Ahh Chuck, you enigma you.
  4. :shock:

    $10 says he's just trying to get to heaven so he can roundhouse kick god to the face for creating the french :p
  5. Reared?
    I haven't heard it called *that* before!
  6. I'm with Moike on that, I was under the belief that animals were reared. :shock:
  7. ha, ha, ha. Good on him, I like his attitude :LOL: