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Signs of Maturity

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by roundman58, Jul 7, 2005.

  1. 1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

    2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.

    3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

    4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

    5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.

    6. You watch the Weather Channel.

    7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.

    8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

    9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

    10. You're the one calling the police because those damn kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

    11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

    12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.

    13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go up.

    14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.

    15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.

    16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.

    17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.

    18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

    19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

    20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

    21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.

    22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much again."

    23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

    24. You no longer drink at home to save money before going to a bar.

    25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that this doesn't apply to you.

    :D :D
  2. Add to this, the only drugs you do are prescribed.

    Shane :roll:
  3. :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

    And you can't find one

  4. Hey JJ I getting DSL at home tomorrow :p
  5. Cool! Is that like LSD???


    When we refitting the SR motor(s)?

    You up for a coffee round chinese dentist time tomorrow (toofhurty.. get it :D )

  6. Day off and the Bigpong dude will be there between 12 and 4. One SR is in at Youngs waiting to get honed, so no assembly happening yet. I'll get to do lunch one day. Did you hear from Benni?
  7. Nope...

    I'll PM him again later, he often takes awhile to reply.

    Good luck getting a tel$tra guy to turn up on time... 12-4 means sometime in the next coupla working days

  8. Gotta love it when people PM publicly.
  9. Just another thread hijack. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: